Iran Trippin', Claimin' Attacks on US Just Self-Defense
Foreigh Ministry sayin' they ain't start nothin', just protectin' theyself from Uncle Sam's BS.

Aight, so peep this: Iran's Foreign Ministry out here wildin', sayin' them strikes on US targets was all self-defense. Esmaeil Baghaei, the spokesman, is straight up claimin' it's legit 'cause Uncle Sam been playin' foul in the region. They tryna flip the script like we don't see what's goin' on.
Man, this is some real talk. They sayin' the US been betrayin' 'em, messin' with they security and all that. But let's keep it a buck, ain't nobody innocent in this game. It's a whole chess match with real people gettin' played as pawns.
Truth is, the US been meddlin' in the Middle East for decades, proppin' up dictators and controllin' resources. Now Iran's flexin' back, sayin' enough is enough. But at the end of the day, it's regular folks who gon' pay the price when these big dogs start barkin'.
This ain't about right or wrong, it's about power. Iran tryna get they piece of the pie, and Uncle Sam ain't tryna share. But we gotta ask ourselves, at what cost? More wars? More poverty? More innocent lives lost?
They can spin it however they want, but the bottom line is, this beef ain't doin' nobody any good. We need some real diplomats, not these warmongers, to sit down and talk some sense. But that's wishful thinkin', I guess.
This is why folks be skeptical of everything these institutions put out. They tryna brainwash us into pickin' sides when we all just tryna survive. Stay woke, fam. Don't let 'em play you like a fool.
'Cause at the end of the day, it's all about the Benjamins. Follow the money, and you'll see who's really pullin' the strings. Ain't nothin' changed, just a different day, same game. Keep your head up and stay strapped, mentally.
So, next time you see this headline, remember it ain't black and white. It's a whole lotta gray area with a whole lotta lies mixed in. Stay informed, stay vigilant, and stay true to yourself. Real recognize real.


